Parva fabula, pars quinta

Latina:
Dominus igitur Iesu Filium appellare continuit, nam Filius Verbum erat et ipse erat qui notiones clara voce fatus est.

"Emmanuel mi fili, dic mihi quem cogites Adamo bonum adiutorem facturum esse."

Dixitque sine mora Iesus, "Noster quondam angelus secundus tamen custos Adami est. Eum vocemus rogemusque." Itaque Spiritus Sanctus sic fecit ut invitaretur.

Satana catulum edebat et arbores veneno interficebat. Deinde in excelsos vocatus est. Sensum non dulciorem transiti ferrente, multa sine volupte deposuit Diabolus pedem catuli et Deo dixit, certum facens verba perverse pronuntiare, "Gloria in excelsis Deo Patri et Filio et Spiritui. Beatissimus sum obire me meum Dominum, sed quare sum relatus paradiso unde rogatus eram ut relinquerem?"

Spiritus Sanctus propter superbiam alapam pampino dedit tante cum vi ut Satana taceret.

Fatur Iesus, "Quod Adami custos es, te vocavimus ut nobis diceres quidnam sentires. Homo adiutorio simile sui eget. Dic nobis quod sentias, si sentis."

Diligenter Diabolus dixit, "Parve scio, sed optimum homini ipse est. Non sentio eum adiutorio egere," nam cupivit hominem solum solacio carere, credens tales insidias satis esse ut Deo nocerent.

Nuntiavit tum Dominus, "Sic, est dictum esse adiutorum optimum homini ipsum. Sit ita ipse.

"Faciamus hominem alium ad nostram imaginem ne Adam solus sit."

Diabolus obtulit, "Heia! Sit nomen Stephanus."

Illi dixit Deus, "Haud."

English:
The Lord therefore decided to speak to His Son Jesus, for the Son was the Word and it was He who spoke the thoughts aloud.

"My son Emmanuel, tell me whom thou thinkest will make a good assistant for Adam."

And Jesus said without delay, "Our once favourite angel is still Adam's guardian. Let us summon him and ask him." And thus the Holy Spirit made it so that he was summoned.

Satan was eating a puppy and killing trees with poison. Then he was summoned to heaven. Enduring the none-too-pleasant transitional feeling, the Devil put down the leg of the puppy without much pleasure and said to God, making sure to mispronounce the words, "Glory to God the Father, the Son, and the Spirit in the highest. I am most happy that I'm meeting my Lord, but why have I been brought back to the paradise from which I was asked to leave?"

The Holy Spirit slapped him with a tendril for his insolence with such force that Satan stayed quiet.

Jesus said, "Because thou art Adam's guardian angel, we have summoned thee that thou mightest tell us what thou thoughtest. Man needeth a helpmeet. Tell us what thou feelest, if feelings hast thou."

Carefully the Devil said, "I know little, but the best thing for man is man himself. I do not feel he needs help," for he wished for the lonely man to be without comfort, believing that such treachery is enough to harm God.

Then the Lord announced, "Yea, it hath been said that the best help for man is man himself. So let it be he himself.

"Let us make another human in our image, that Adam may not be alone."

The Devil offered, "Oh! Let's call him Steve."

To that, God said, "Nay."